Teh BOB & TOM Show - December 24, 2025
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The BOB & TOM Show
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🗓️ 24 December 2025
⏱️ 162 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This Christmas, McDonald's and the Elf in the Shelf are bringing festive tasks to your little ones. |
| 0:04.6 | Like writing a Christmas card for your postie. |
| 0:07.2 | Thank you. |
| 0:08.4 | Your one happy helper. |
| 0:10.0 | Some fun, some food. |
| 0:11.3 | It's all inside this happy meal. |
| 0:13.7 | Until the 30th of December from 11am includes one pre-selected book or toy while stocks last. |
| 0:18.0 | Subject to availability, fair ordering policy applies. |
| 0:28.5 | Twas a night before christmas and all through the jail not a creature was stirring so i couldn't post bail my mugshot was hung by the entrance with care and hopes my prepaid attorney |
| 0:36.9 | would soon be there. |
| 0:38.9 | The other inmates were nestled in state-issued beds as visions of pardons danced in their heads. |
| 0:47.0 | And I and my zoo boss and Ozfest cap had just squatted down to take a long public... |
| 0:53.7 | Oh, Donnie, that's disgusting. |
| 0:55.0 | You know that's not how the story goes. |
| 0:58.0 | Shut up, Randy. You've never been locked up anyways. |
| 1:01.0 | So how would you know what it's like on the inside? |
| 1:03.0 | For your information, there's only one commode. |
| 1:06.0 | And there ain't no stall doors or toilet paper. |
| 1:09.0 | It just ain't. It's state law. |
| 1:12.5 | I mean, it's all out in the open, |
| 1:28.6 | and everyone stares at you like the dunk take at the fair. But I didn't care, because I'm a full-blooded badass, and I've got the Class B misdemeanors to prove it. I ain't like you, Randy. Jail ain't no place for pussies. Hell, I bet if you got locked up on Christmas Eve, you'd be crying like that time we put crazy glue in your toothbrush. |
| 1:46.6 | And if that's what it takes to shut your mouth, I'll do it again, Randy. I swear to God I will. I'll shut up and let me finish this poem. So there I was, alone on Christmas Eve with a tear in my eye, till they hauled in my mom Phyllis on another DUI. Then 12 hours later, the guard called us out by name. |
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