Teeny Meanie Bonus Clip: Holiday Breaking Point

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🗓️ 23 December 2025

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

In this holiday Teeny Meanie, Lisa, Nick, and Celia give listeners permission to stop forcing joy, togetherness, and overcommitment just because it’s December. From skipping plans to ignoring guilt and doing only what actually feels good, the crew reminds you that rest counts, boundaries matter, and forced merriment helps no one. A messy, honest send-off before the show takes a well-earned holiday break.

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0:00.0	This is an I-Heart podcast.
0:02.6	Guaranteed Human.
0:04.5	Lisa Lampinelli is not a licensed therapist or life coach.
0:07.9	She is a meddling advice giving Yenta and know it all.
0:10.3	And her words come from her head, her heart, and often out of her ass.
0:13.7	This podcast should not be misconstrued as therapy.
0:16.0	It should be ticking with a huge grain of salt for entertainment purposes only.
0:21.0	Lisa. You need help purposes only. Lisa.
0:22.2	You need help.
0:24.1	You're the problem.
0:28.4	Oh, come on.
0:30.8	Calm down.
0:33.2	Go rehab.
0:35.6	Take a bail.
0:39.3	I think you're insane.
0:41.7	Do what I say, dumb ass.
0:45.7	Listen to me.
0:48.7	Oh, fuck you.
0:51.0	This is drink this, but I don't think so.
0:53.2	You know what I think it should be called Nick.
0:54.9	You can ask what?
0:56.3	It should be called even uglier on Zoom.
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