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Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts

Entertainment News, Music History, News, Comedy, Music, Society & Culture

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 November 2025

⏱️ 15 minutes

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In this mini-episode of the pod, Lisa, Nick, and Celia unpack why buying sweaters, degrees, and denim skirts won’t fill the void inside you. From Instagram impulse buys to Harvard egos, the gang proves you can’t fill a God-shaped hole with overnight shipping.

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0:00.0	This is an I-Heart podcast.
0:02.6	Guaranteed Human.
0:04.5	Lisa Lampinelli is not a licensed therapist or life coach.
0:07.9	She is a meddling advice giving Yenta and know it all.
0:10.3	And her words come from her head, her heart, and often out of her ass.
0:13.7	This podcast should not be misconstrued as therapy.
0:16.0	It should be ticking with a huge grain of salt for entertainment purposes only.
0:21.0	Lisa. You need help purposes only. Lisa.
0:22.2	You need help.
0:24.1	You're the problem.
0:28.4	Oh, come on.
0:30.8	Calm down.
0:33.2	Go rehab.
0:35.6	Take a bail.
0:38.8	I think you're insane.
0:41.5	Do what I say, dumb ass.
0:43.6	Listen to me.
0:48.7	Oh, fuck you.
0:50.6	Hey, everybody.
0:51.9	Welcome to this little tiny mini episode of Shrink This with Lisa Lamp
0:57.2	and All. You know what I almost said, Nick, I swear to God. I almost said, Losers with a
1:01.5	dream. Because that's how we used to start our last much maligned podcast with seven listeners.
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