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🗓️ 26 October 2023
⏱️ 22 minutes
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0:00.0 | What's the worst thing your parents have found on your phone or computer? |
0:04.4 | Just so our listeners are aware, you're going to be getting more of an ASMR effect as I speak quieter and closer to the microphone. |
0:10.8 | I've been a little bit sick and I want to avoid tearing my throat. |
0:14.6 | I spent about five days in a mental institution about 15 months ago. |
0:18.8 | I gave my mum the passcode to my phone for whatever reason, |
0:21.7 | to either Snapchat people or read my text that I'd received, or something small, in and out like that. |
0:27.3 | Like, she had to click one thing, tell me what it said, respond, and close it. I was 16, by the way. |
0:33.2 | Anyway, when I got home, she told me she found pictures of a negative pregnancy test on my phone, from a month or so earlier, and she took me to a doctor. |
0:41.6 | Turns out I had scar tissue in my uterus from a miscarriage six-ish months earlier. |
0:46.7 | Scared the crap out of me, very grateful that she did it because the tissue could have inhibited me from having children in the future if it had gotten necrotic or something. |
0:55.2 | I lived with my aunt briefly when I was about 12 years old. |
0:58.5 | One night my uncle hooked me up with a bunch of video games and installed them on my computer. |
1:03.0 | My brother said he saw my uncle find my adult flick stash on my computer, but I assumed he was messing with me. |
1:09.2 | Well, next morning, apparently, my very uptight aunt |
1:12.1 | barged into my room while I was on the computer and told me, |
1:15.6 | There are some things on your computer you need to delete. I immediately realized my brother was |
1:20.3 | telling the truth, so under my aunt's burning gaze, I went to the adult flick folder |
1:24.9 | to delete it. Only I have so much adrenaline going through me that |
1:28.6 | instead of just deleting the folder itself, I decide to click it open. So now there's a bunch of |
1:33.2 | extra large thumbnails showing on my monitor of hardcore adult flicks, while my aunt is standing right |
1:38.9 | behind me. This gives me another shot of adrenaline, and my 12-year-old head is swimming. I try to select all of the |
1:44.7 | files, but my hands are so damn wigged out now that instead of being able to select all the |
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