Dude, you can get a LeBron wall gym through the employee store.

Wait, what?

You know that fucking dumb, that fucking weird wall machine.

It's like, it's a gym that you bolt to your wall and it's got a screen and you act just like LeBron's in the commercials.

Yeah.

My sister-in-law said she was going to buy that for me and that never did.

That sounds like,

Merry Christmas.

That sounds like the funniest, the weirdest, like, teen lie I've ever heard.

Yeah, my sister-in-law is going to give me the LeBron Home Gym wall, but she never did.

Okay, dude, you said you, it, though, dude. Yeah, I've been working out on it. Well, I mean, she said she's going to do it. Well, she has one. So she was going to maybe give her, give me hers, but then she was going to buy me one for granted. Then it didn't happen, but I'm working out still on out still on it how wait how are you working out on it i just like you know it's like i scream at the wall

fucking punch through the dry wall pushups against the wall just he was punching straight through

that shit dude i know actually i can kind of tell where the studs are before I punch now. Broke my hand last time. Vince, how are you? I'm good. How are you guys? Speaking of StudFinder, I found him. I found him right here, Miles. Beep, beep. You're good, though?

That would be like a low-key, awesome superpower to have. It's just to always, like, you get X-ray vision just for studs in your house. Oh, yeah. I mean, it would, such a specific thing. It's like, oh, you got X-ray vision? Nah, I can only see the studs. That's it, though.

There should be, like, a different X-Men where it's all just, like, a construction crew of guys.

Like, they have various, you know, like, building-related superpower.

Like, a guy doesn't need to measure anything.

I was going to say he has, like, the way Spider-Man can shoot webs out,

he just has a tape measure that comes out. No, I'm talking about eyeball in the weight, dude. But it's incredibly painful. Yeah, he's like, oh, yeah. That's four feet, point three inches right there. That's, uh, yep, two and a half feet right there. Yep, all right, good. Have you seen those videos where, like, carpenter type guys will try to guess, you know, how long.

Yeah, yeah, like, like, they eyeball, like, really accurately.

Yeah.

Yeah.

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