Teenage Mutant Skateboarding Fish

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 27 October 2023

⏱️ 51 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:28:14.46 Straight Felon Squeamish About Bloodborne Disease 00:12:52:09.35 Ex-Con Getting A Vibrator In The Butt From Trans Lady Friend 00:13:44:21.47 Felon Gets Nailed By A Dude 00:14:31:11.12 Squirt Stream Ends With Upset Cam Model 00:17:59:01.45 Asian Cam Whore Uses Racist Language On Herself 00:19:29:01.73 Walking In On Your Mom Banging […]

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0:00.0	Hey Franks, it's Friday October 27th, 2023 coming up on the program today, a small dick
0:06.4	felon passes out thanks to his AIDS phobia, plus hiring a prostitute for your horse,
0:12.7	walking in on your mom, fucking your boyfriend, and a skateboarding fish gets flayed by a
0:17.9	machete.
0:18.9	All coming up today.
0:22.9	Distorted view daily.
0:25.3	Loudly presents Pancho the Singing Barrett.
0:29.3	His name was Bobby, he was a swinger, he was looking for a bird, and then some really
0:38.0	hurt about no leader, nobody's sweeter.
0:44.5	He went to meet her in the heart after dark, oh, he said what's your name?
0:54.8	Did she ask him the same?
0:57.8	Bobby.
0:58.8	He said, ooh, I like your style, come on and fly with me for a little while.
1:11.8	What is it?
1:21.8	When it's springtime in the Rockies, in the Rockies bar, away I am in the Rockies bar.
1:50.8	I am in the Rockies bar.
1:53.8	I am in the Rockies bar.
1:56.8	I am in the Rockies bar.
1:59.8	I am in the Rockies bar.
2:02.8	I am in the Rockies bar.
2:05.8	I am in the Rockies bar.
2:08.8	I am in the Rockies bar.
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