Hanging out at a skate park, the radical dudes, Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo, and

Raphael were eating pizza and doing some totally gnarly kickflips.

While enjoying the day off, Raphael wondered if he couldn't get some real action today.

It is then that a series of explosions goes off in the near distance and the ninja turtles

leap to their feet, ready for action.

Arriving on scene, the Russian super team, the Guardians, surveys the damage, looking

for how they could punch and slice their way to helpfulness.

Misunderstanding the situation, Michelangelo points at the Guardians and says, Get them dudes!

And with a cow of Bunga, the turtles leap head first into a battle they will never forget.

It's the ooze's secret versus the Soviet super team.

It's Testudinus versus Motherland, it's the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles versus the

Guardians today on Who Would Win?

And welcome to another episode of Who Would Win, a show that completely ignores anything

important happening in the world, and instead focuses on a fictional battle between two characters

from the world of comic books, sci-fi and fantasy, I'm your host, James Gapsy, and as always

I'm joined by my co-host, Race to Canis Ray.

Today's matchup is a, I don't even what you would call today's matchup, it's a barn burner.

It's a barn burner, James.

It's a team versus team battle, no joke.

On one side you got the popular, the legendary, the amazing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,

and on the other side you have the Guardians, a group of lesser known, but still powerful

Russian superheroes.

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