"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem"
The Next Best Picture Podcast
The Next Best Picture Podcast
4.2 • 542 Ratings
🗓️ 5 August 2023
⏱️ 66 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You are listening to the Next Best Picture podcast, and this is our review of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles You May Have. Boys, wherever you've been! We're just running errands. That's it? Look, we're really sorry, Splinter. Some of the guys wanted to get pizza, and I tried to talk him out of it. Leo! You ratted us out. Hey! Don't use that word that way. I mean, it's 20-23- Right, Dad. Hey, guys, if we weren't monsters that were shunned by society and we could do what we wanted, what would you guys do? Go to high school? Maybe get a girlfriend. |
| 0:38.0 | Can you imagine that? |
| 0:39.5 | Not likely. |
| 0:40.1 | You can't get it. |
| 0:43.9 | This is insane. |
| 0:45.1 | Turtle, mutant karate teens. |
| 0:47.8 | I want to know everything about you. |
| 0:50.0 | Our dad is definitely not a giant rat. |
| 0:53.0 | That makes me feel like he's a rat. |
| 0:54.8 | All right, everybody, you were just listening to the trailer for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Mutant |
| 0:58.8 | Mayhem, and the story is as follows. |
| 1:00.9 | After years of being sheltered from the human world, the Turtle brothers set out to |
| 1:06.0 | win the hearts of New Yorkers and be accepted as normal teenagers. |
| 1:10.2 | Their new friend, April O'Neill, helps them take on a mysterious crime syndicate, |
| 1:14.6 | but they soon get in over their heads when an army of mutants is unleashed upon them. |
| 1:20.6 | The film is starring Micah Abbey, Seymond Brown Jr., Hannibal Beres, Rose Byrne, Nicholas Cantu, John Sina, Jackie Chan, IceCube, Natasha Demetrio, Ayo Edibiri, Jean-Carlo Esposito, Post-Belone, Brady Noon, Seth Rogen, Paul Rudd, and Maya Rudolph. |
| 1:40.3 | It is written and directed by Jeff Rowe, co-written by Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg, Dan Hernandez, and Benji Samet. Here to join me today for this podcast review, I have Josh Parham. |
| 1:53.2 | Hello, hello. And Will Mavity. |
| 1:55.9 | Hello, hello. All right, Cowabunga, dudes. Did they actually say that even once in the movie? I don't think they ever said Cowbonga. I thought they said it at least once, no? Josh, you're the tiebreaker. I don't hear of Calabanga. I don't think they did. I don't remember it. I thought they did, but maybe I'm imagining it. In any event, we're going to talk spoilers for this review. So if you have not |
| 2:19.7 | seen Teenage Mutuals Mutant Mayhem yet, and you don't want to be spoiled, by all means, |
| 2:24.4 | feel free to come back and listen to us after you've seen the movie. But this is a franchise |
| 2:29.0 | that as a 90s child, I grew up watching the live action films. |
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