'Teenage Dirtbag' by Wheatus (w/ Dylan Gelula)

Punch Up The Jam

Headgum

Music, Comedy, Music Commentary

4.8 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 5 July 2018

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Listening to Iron Maiden does a dirtbag make? Dylan Gelula (@dylangelula – Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt) helps Miel and Demi try to make sense of the incel fantasy rock anthem, "Teenage Dirtbag" by Wheatus.

UNPUNCHABLE JAMS: "Like A Surgeon" by Weird Al, "Short Court Style" by Natalie Prass, "Zebra" by Beach House

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0:00.0	This is a head gum podcast.
0:05.6	Also, apologies if you get really sweaty, but also not really because you'll probably be glistening and look amazing.
0:10.4	Yeah, thank you. But we are going to take a photo.
0:12.0	And on our guest, as we start.
0:14.0	I'm sorry!
0:16.0	Wait until we hit the theme song and then hit on her.
0:18.4	Oh, okay, beautiful skin.
0:19.6	Oh my god, thank you!
0:20.8	Will you guys cut it out?
0:22.0	I'm so sorry.
0:23.2	Wait, watch and Carol in front of my fucking eyes.
0:25.2	I'm Rooney Mara.
0:26.4	Thank you because I've always wanted to be Keith Lenton.
0:28.0	Thank you.
0:28.5	I actually do feel like those would be our roles.
0:30.0	And a dream, can we write it?
0:32.0	Yeah. Can we make it?
0:34.0	It's Carol!
0:34.8	It's a movie already.
0:36.0	If it's us, it's different.
0:36.8	It's a reboot.
0:38.0	And now it's modern.
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