My neighbors are running a kitty fight club like for real.

That's not even clickbait.

It's actually happening.

We also got the scoop on the next big Hollywood blockbuster.

Got the screenplays right here.

So stay tuned for this action packed bowl of dude soup.

Once this hair is getting longer and longer,

it's eventually just gonna come over like,

I hope so.

You just think that we're plastic.

Yeah.

You just need a key.

I just want you to get higher and higher.

I know I should have less and less hair.

Oh, and then till it's just like a whizz.

It's one strip.

Yeah.

That's a mohawk.

It's a squid.

That's what I'm going for.

Strong man.

Like for Malibu comics had that haircut basically?

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