Teen Births Down, GOP Upset, Spiders Up, Humanity Down
Frangela: The Final Word
Frangela Duo
4.9 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 15 April 2026
⏱️ 42 minutes
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Summary
This week on Something Ain’t Right, we are clutching our pearls, our wigs, and our emergency snacks because apparently we now live in a world where some Republicans are alarmed that teen pregnancies are down. Yes, you heard us. DOWN. And somehow that’s… bad? We’re still trying to do the math on that one, and the math is refusing to participate.
Then we turn to the deeply disturbing and infuriating allegations emerging about former Representative Eric Swalwell. We are angry, disgusted, and exhausted that stories like this keep coming to light — and even more exhausted that they were ever allowed to happen in the first place.
Meanwhile, Germany spent sixteen years hunting a serial killer who did not exist. Sixteen. Years. We have questions. Many questions.
And finally, Angela is on the wall — literally and spiritually — warning us all that the Spider Cabal™ is real, organized, and apparently expanding its franchise. Because now we’ve got Joro spiders the size of your hand spreading across North America like they’re on tour. We’re not saying panic… but Angela is.
If something ain’t right, we’re talking about it. And this week? Nothing is right. Not one thing.
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| 0:00.0 | M.S.W. Media. |
| 0:03.7 | Hi, I'm Frances Callier. |
| 0:06.1 | And I'm Angela V. Shelton. |
| 0:08.1 | We are, Frangela, and welcome to something ain't right. |
| 0:15.8 | Okay, this is where you come. |
| 0:17.8 | And please, if you've got suggestions for something ain't right, please send them to |
| 0:22.0 | frangelo's 08 at gmail.com. |
| 0:25.6 | Because, oh, that's not right. |
| 0:27.5 | And you know what? |
| 0:28.7 | You might catch something that really needs to be discussed. |
| 0:32.3 | For example, this first something ain't right. |
| 0:35.9 | I'm going to really, I I'm gonna really try to control myself |
| 0:41.8 | because I know our language, it has to be appropriate. |
| 0:45.5 | Republicans are mad, teen pregnancies are down. |
| 0:50.0 | Yep. |
| 0:51.2 | I want you to understand what I'm saying is the Republicans, they're mad because children aren't having as many children. |
| 1:01.7 | That's right. Apparently, the CDC published a report revealing the U.S. birth rate is at a record low, largely driven by a 7% drop in the teen |
| 1:14.6 | birth rate. So fewer teens are pregnant preggers than ever. Fewer are. And you would think, |
| 1:25.0 | as Angela is indicating, that that would be great news. |
| 1:29.1 | Oh, we've done it. |
| 1:30.8 | Yay. |
| 1:31.5 | Wonderful. |
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