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Sabrina.

Well. Growing up on the west coast how often did you actually get to the beach

that used to be something especially in high school I we would get out of school and go

straight to the beach oh my god it's so weird to hear from somebody growing up in the East Coast. Yeah. I mean, because I also, I was on like a dance team, right, at my school. So I got out earlier than a lot of people, you know, that during our athletic, like, period, it was period, our sixth period. And we had practice on like Mondays and Wednesdays. So on Thursday, Thursday, Friday, that's when we would just like, as soon as we got out, we would just meet at one person's car, all jump in and hopped to the beach. Go to the beach. But now, can't stand it. I hate the beach. We've talked about this. The sand gets everywhere.

It's hot.

It's hot.

It sounds awful.

I, for the first time, took Monroe to the beach by myself with a girlfriend and her daughter and her son and was like, this is a nightmare.

You know, because Monroe can swim, but like, she can't really swim very well in like the, like I don't, I had to be right there, right? Of course. And the girls were just going back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. And it was like, I'm like, this is like the most unenjoyable thing I've ever done. Just because it's so scary. the beach the water the, and then Shark Week just happened a couple weeks ago. Like now I'm really freaked out. Oh, you mean the actual shows of Shark Week? Yes, I know. It's like my annual of like the ocean is not a safe place. Like no one should be just chilling in the ocean. Oh, man. Do you know, apparently if a shark comes at you, the best way to defend yourself is with

strong language.

That's what I've heard. It's like, hey, stop it. There was one show that was like how to survive a shark attack. And I'm like, here's how you survive. You don't go in the ocean. Yeah, but the other one I heard was, which is like, okay, yeah, I'll make sure I do that and think about this all the time where you go under the water and then as the shark comes at you, you're supposed to move it, like put your hand on its nose and push it away.

Yes, like push it away.

Yeah.

I'll make sure I do that.

As well as you're not supposed to flail around like that like a vibration of what you do in

the water if you start freaking out attacks them right to you because of their like sensors on

their bodies let me just start floating yeah exactly no everybody knows the proper thing to do

is to cover yourself in seal blood and thrash in the water. Everybody knows that. It's like lifting things in a quick jerking motion with your lower back. Everybody knows you're supposed to do that too. It's crazy. I know. Gotta love it. I used to swim in the pool and I would hear the Jaws theme song, like in my pool thinking the Jaws was going to come out of the light that was

under my diving board well it's better than the s and ls kid remember the old s and ls get from

the 70s the land shark hello it's like knocking on people's apartment doors you're that shark

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