Ted Wants His Crown Back

The Mens Room Daily Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 30 May 2025

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Birthday Emails and Ted vs the FCC!

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0:00.0	As we move on to birthdays, brought to you by Men's Room Roasted Red Salsa from San Juan Salsa Company.
0:05.3	Dip responsibly.
0:06.8	All the guys, today is my son, Jack's fifth birthday.
0:09.8	Since he does not eat anything new, can we check in with the Skinless Bangers Kid and see how things are going?
0:16.8	Thanks, guys.
0:17.7	That from August.
0:20.4	Mom.
0:21.5	Mom. Unfortunately, I'm in my 20s now.
0:25.6	But I can still only have skinless bangers.
0:29.2	Mom, all the skin on the bangers.
0:31.1	I can't eat them.
0:32.8	Could I get some water?
0:34.8	I'm thirsty.
0:36.3	That is a weird age for kids to only eat the same foods.
0:40.6	What, five?
0:41.5	Five till eight or so.
0:43.1	It's a battle, man.
0:44.8	It's like, no matter what you make, it's nah.
0:47.0	Nah, it tastes different.
0:49.4	My buddy's one daughter, she had a thing with the baby bells.
0:53.9	I don't think I ever saw her eat one.
0:55.9	But she constantly, like, had them.
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