Ted, The Texas Zeithog 1/26: Alex Pretti, Pam Bondi, Winter Storm, Ted Cruz, 'Mercy'
The Daily Zeitgeist
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🗓️ 26 January 2026
⏱️ 52 minutes
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In this edition of Ted, The Texas Zeithog, Jack and Miles discuss their respective weekends, the summary execution of Alex Pretti by ICE, Pam Bondi saying she'll stop terrorizing Minneapolis is they hand over voter records, the huge winter storm bearing down on the US (feat. The Ted Cruz Early Warning System), that new pro-AI copaganda Chris Pratt movie and much more!
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| 0:00.0 | But now I'm just washing down a nice cup of chocolate milk like an adult. |
| 0:09.3 | Whatever happened, I feel like they were really pushing chocolate milk as like a performance-based. |
| 0:15.1 | Oh, yeah, wasn't Kauai drinking chocolate milk or some dumb shit? |
| 0:18.5 | Like, there were... |
| 0:19.1 | Al Horford was the face of chocolate milk for a little while. Do you remember that? There's your problem. Oh, I could be like Al Horford? Wow. Damn. I could have game like Al Horford? I mean, I'm never gonna... I'm never gonna hate on my 40-year-old washed ball of king in the NBA still. |
| 0:38.4 | The way he plays below the rim, but still manages to be effective all these years later. |
| 0:46.6 | Wait, what do you chalk that up to, Al? |
| 0:50.0 | Oh, that's chocolate milk. |
| 0:51.6 | This chocolate milk that I've had in my locker for the whole game and is now probably spoiled. |
| 0:57.2 | Like, I can't think of a less. |
| 1:00.0 | Sounds like what's in that bottle? |
| 1:01.8 | Oh, you want to hear you shake it? |
| 1:03.1 | Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 1:04.4 | What is that? |
| 1:05.1 | Also, marketing. |
| 1:06.0 | Turning butter. |
| 1:07.0 | Marketing milk to black people seems a little foul. |
| 1:11.5 | Chocolate milk, Brian. |
| 1:12.6 | It's chocolate milk. |
| 1:13.6 | I think that was probably what they were thinking in the lab. |
| 1:15.6 | They were like, well, a lot of lack of those intolerance. |
| 1:18.4 | What about the chocolate milk? |
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