First one for 2024, let's do it again.

And now everyone's favorite daytime game show,

where one person could lose $325,000.

And their job, or win. $25,000.00.

And their job, or win, and walk away with nothing.

It's time for Ted versus the ecstasy.

Oh, yeah, yeah, well, late night.

Yeah.

Can to give that good tongue twister or two, uh, for dead.

Lo and behold, we came in here today and here today and first email of the year.

First one I opened up was from a listener named Bryce.

Bryce. And he has a listener submitted Ted versus the FCC.

So as we say, the listener always comes first.

So we're going to go with this one and he says here is my submission for Ted versus the FCC.

Ted good luck and it goes something like this.

Do you think people mean that when they say Ted, good luck?

I mean the same way when you shake hands with somebody at the start of the football game.

Good luck.

Yes.

I'll beat your ass. So this week's Ted versus the FSC ego, something like this.

While on the clock wearing crocks, chicks and dixie cups fix decorative decks and docks.

Don't trust a dock or deck not fixed by the chicks with dixie cups and crocs.

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