Ted Makes It A Tie

The Mens Room Daily Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 8 August 2025

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Ted vs the FCC

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0:00.0	On to the birthdays, brought you my miniserum roasted red salsa from San Juan Salsa Company.
0:05.3	Dip responsibly.
0:06.5	Hi guys.
0:07.2	Wondering if you could give my boyfriend.
0:09.5	Hey, God forbid your friggin' dip responsibly.
0:15.0	Wondering if you could give my boyfriend a birthday shoutout today on your show, his name is Case and he's 32.
0:20.5	He's been listening to your show for years.
0:22.2	It would be amazing if you could give him a birthday shoutout. Thanks so much. Make sure he feels old
0:26.7	with a 21 sound bite salute. All right. Here we go. Here we go.
0:32.5	Stop a bitch of you sick.
0:35.3	This sandwich.
0:37.3	Damn. Damn. Do sandwich. Damn.
0:40.4	You're not God or my father or my boss.
0:43.6	Hashtag good advice.
0:47.1	Let's pull it in, Jay.
0:48.8	Come on.
0:50.1	Walk the beach.
0:51.6	You big dummy.
0:54.7	You big dummy!
0:57.0	Joey Chestnut!
0:59.8	I just said that.
1:02.2	I think order has been disturbed.
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