Ted Goes For 2

The Mens Room Daily Podcast

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Society & Culture

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🗓️ 7 March 2026

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Birthday Emails and Ted vs the FCC

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0:00.0	Choles, today is my little sister, Adele's
0:01.8	ninth birthday. My dad, me, and her all listen to the show and her big fans, and she loves the birthday song. Can we go do a fish sandwich and some dad jokes for miles? Happy ninth birthday, Adele, that from your big sister, Sidney. I'll have a fish sandwich. All right. Adele, here you go. My kid crashed the car while listening to Adele.
0:23.4	Oh, yeah?
0:24.2	She was rolling in the Jeep.
0:28.9	What's Adele's favorite dessert?
0:31.8	What is Adele's favorite dessert?
0:36.5	Nothing.
0:37.8	Jello from the other side. Why? Jello from the other side.
0:39.9	Why?
0:40.8	Jello from the other side.
0:42.8	Why did Adele crawl under the cow?
0:47.8	I don't know.
0:50.5	To say the utter side?
0:51.7	To say hello from the utter side.
0:52.9	Say hello.
0:53.6	What did Adele name her sandwich shop?
0:58.8	Adeli.
0:59.4	Adeli.
1:00.0	What was the first computer to get a hit single?
1:02.9	Adele.
1:03.7	Adele.
1:05.8	Sushi and Adele jokes.
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