Okay, time for a few birthday emails brought to you by Minzerum Roasted Red Salsa from San Juan Salsa Company. Company, Company, Company, Company.

Dip responsibly! Beautiful. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I'd like to send a birthday request to my son, Caleb. I can't believe he made it to 16, being raised by his mother myself, but he's found a way to make it through. He's a great kid in the most important part of my world. Please give him a Leroy Jenkins and an uh-oh lookout. Hope you have a great birthday. Love

you, bud, that from Dad. Let's do this. Leroy, Nacken. Oh, oh, look out. All right,

guys, this is a birthday shoutout as for Nick for a big four zero today. I really want everyone to know how bad I suck. Nick is my best friend. I forgot him and my daughter shared the same birthday. Damn. She's 18, so happy birthday, Riley as well. Anyways, please still shout out for Nick. He's an amazing friend. I'd appreciate a few thrill shotgun gets. And you guys talking all over each other about the return of the red tomorrow. Thanks, and just now, because it don't suck, I'll see you there tomorrow. Get! I'll tell you, as far as his beer, I'll tell you, I'll tell you what, I'll like to bring us a kid. I'll try through this morning. It is crisp. It has the same flavor. Chastewan and the water beer. Black Raven makes a better beer. Trust me. Pacholos, I want to wish myself a very happy 41st trip around the sun, since I can never get my wife to put in a request. How about the dirty Germans telling my wife what happens for not listening?

And a Pat Sejack.

Thanks, guys.

That from Matthew in Lakewood.

What does Pat Sejax say?

That's a D.

She wants a D.

She wants a D.

Yeah, she wants a D.

She wants a D.

She going to get that D.

She won't get that D.

That's how Sejax said.

She's going to get that day.

That's it.

That's good enough.

Yeah, listen, I've been married for 19 years now, and this is what I've discovered about women when they do not listen to their husbands.

You want to know what to happen?

Absolutely nothing.

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