Ted Gets In A Crash
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 4 August 2025
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, Ted. Welcome to the men's room. |
| 0:03.0 | Ola. |
| 0:03.7 | Ola. |
| 0:04.9 | Ted, welcome to the program. |
| 0:05.8 | Random question, question. Let's go with this one. |
| 0:08.0 | Ted, what did you crash into or what crashed into you? |
| 0:14.1 | So, 2022, I had a seizure early August. |
| 0:19.2 | At work, whatever. |
| 0:21.3 | Had you had one before? |
| 0:22.2 | Fine. |
| 0:23.2 | No, no. |
| 0:24.3 | I died 35 years old, first seizure ever. |
| 0:27.2 | Heat stroke and dehydration, lack of sleep. |
| 0:30.9 | Like, I could account for some bad situations there. |
| 0:35.6 | But three weeks later to the day, I'm driving down the road and had another |
| 0:40.6 | seizure at 70 miles an hour. Jesus. And I crashed into a tree. And that's the only thing. |
| 0:47.5 | I jumped over a fence. I went through a field. I cannot imagine I released from the gas pedal. So |
| 0:53.6 | probably at least 70 miles an hour into this tiny little tree that stopped me from falling into a 50-foot ravine. |
| 1:00.0 | Wow. |
| 1:01.7 | What's causing these seizures? |
| 1:04.5 | Turns out I have epilepsy due to some brain scarring from back in the day. |
| 1:09.8 | I still got to go get another MRI to make sure it's cleared up, but I'm medicated |
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