Ted Gets His Burn On
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 26 January 2026
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| 0:00.0 | Ted, when you went down to, when you went down to Burning Man, what was just the investment in all the things that you needed to go down there? |
| 0:09.1 | You needed to have a, what, a tent, Ert? What did you guys do? |
| 0:12.4 | So the first time we went, we just, you know those Costco carports? |
| 0:16.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:16.5 | You see the people's, the side of people's houses all the time. |
| 0:19.1 | So we bought one of those. |
| 0:38.4 | The ticket, I think, is like $700. Each. Correct. For the entire time. Right. It's the entire time, and you don't need money once you're there. Right. The cost is what Miles is asking. The cost is all in the amount of stuff you have to bring. Right. Did you bring a bicycle? We did. Okay. Did you bring, uh, did you rent an RV to get down there? So the first time we did not. We just drove a van and we went to a place where like it had stickers on it. It had been before they understood. They were like, you could take it to Burning Man. We don't care. Okay. Because a lot of places will be like, do not drive our vehicles out on that dust. So we built that. |
| 1:27.6 | That was kind of rough. And then the last time I went down, we all pitched in and split the cost of an RV, which is a lot easier. Oh, absolutely. And then we paid some money to join a camp as well of some friends of ours. So then we would have like three meals a day at least cooked for it. So is everything bartered down there? If you want someone else, barter it or you just bring what you think you need? You bring what you need and then a lot of camps will host bars and everything. Okay. It's like during the day, they like, they bring so much supplies. |
| 1:28.7 | Like they want you to come in. |
| 1:29.2 | Okay. You don't need to trade them anything back. |
| 1:30.6 | You could gift people stuff. A lot of people, bless you, might make little tiny like trinkets and stuff. Okay. But it's not like a, hey, I'll trade you this for that. Like usually you just, people are just nice. if they like you, they'll just give you something. |
| 1:42.1 | But most of the camps, when they're hosting a bar, |
| 1:44.8 | you just walk in, put up your cup, |
| 1:46.7 | and they'll give you whatever they're pouring. So are we talking $4,000, $3,000? Probably with all the stuff. Because you got to buy clothes. You got to buy food, right? You got to buy a lot of stuff. And you're right. Like, bicycles aren't cheap. And how long are you there? Like, is it a week, |
| 2:01.2 | four days somewhere on there? |
| 2:02.2 | So if you're going in to help, |
| 2:03.7 | like, |
| 2:03.9 | build a camp, |
| 2:04.5 | you might be there for like two weeks. |
| 2:05.8 | Oh, |
| 2:06.2 | no. |
| 2:13.1 | But I think the official gates open, right, on a Sunday and then they close them again, probably that the following, you're there for a whole week and then that Monday. |
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