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Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Ted Danson

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Team Coco & Earwolf

Comedy

4.857.5K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2020

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Actor Ted Danson feels oddly comforted about being Conan O’Brien’s friend. Ted and Conan sit down to talk about false humility, being recognized (while wearing a mask), and pandemic farts. Plus, Conan shares a touching clip from the set-up of the remote recording. Got a question for Conan? Call our voicemail: (323) 451-2821. For Conan videos, tour dates and more visit TeamCoco.com.

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0:00.0

Hi, I'm Ted Danson, and I feel oddly comforted about being Conan O'Brien's friend.

0:30.0

The seconds are not me, I'm gonna need friends.

0:35.0

What was that, Sona?

0:37.0

I hit my tooth when I drank my water. My tooth is hurting.

0:41.0

Oh, it's just about to do the intro.

0:43.0

I'm sorry.

0:44.0

To the whole show, and I heard, ugh.

0:47.0

And I thought Sona was saying, like, ugh, this shit again.

0:52.0

And then I said, what the... I'm trying to do an intro,

0:55.0

and you hit your tooth, why not?

0:57.0

I hate that we're recording this.

0:59.0

I aggressively drank my water and hit my tooth with the glass.

1:04.0

Right.

1:05.0

And then I put it down, and then it kept hurting.

1:07.0

And so I made that noise.

1:09.0

You went, ugh.

1:11.0

Let's play it again.

1:12.0

Here, you hear that? Did you guys hear that?

1:14.0

Matt, did you hear that?

1:15.0

Yeah, that's a real sigh.

1:17.0

Yeah, that sounded to me. I'm glad you hurt yourself,

1:20.0

rather than me for a second thinking you weren't overjoyed to speak with me.

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