Hi, I'm Ted Danson, and I feel oddly comforted about being Conan O'Brien's friend.

The seconds are not me, I'm gonna need friends.

What was that, Sona?

I hit my tooth when I drank my water. My tooth is hurting.

Oh, it's just about to do the intro.

I'm sorry.

To the whole show, and I heard, ugh.

And I thought Sona was saying, like, ugh, this shit again.

And then I said, what the... I'm trying to do an intro,

and you hit your tooth, why not?

I hate that we're recording this.

I aggressively drank my water and hit my tooth with the glass.

Right.

And then I put it down, and then it kept hurting.

And so I made that noise.

You went, ugh.

Let's play it again.

Here, you hear that? Did you guys hear that?

Matt, did you hear that?

Yeah, that's a real sigh.

Yeah, that sounded to me. I'm glad you hurt yourself,

rather than me for a second thinking you weren't overjoyed to speak with me.

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