Ted Danson

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Team Coco & Earwolf

Comedy

4.8 • 57.5K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2020

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Actor Ted Danson feels oddly comforted about being Conan O’Brien’s friend. Ted and Conan sit down to talk about false humility, being recognized (while wearing a mask), and pandemic farts. Plus, Conan shares a touching clip from the set-up of the remote recording. Got a question for Conan? Call our voicemail: (323) 451-2821. For Conan videos, tour dates and more visit TeamCoco.com.

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0:00.0	Hi, I'm Ted Danson, and I feel oddly comforted about being Conan O'Brien's friend.
0:30.0	The seconds are not me, I'm gonna need friends.
0:35.0	What was that, Sona?
0:37.0	I hit my tooth when I drank my water. My tooth is hurting.
0:41.0	Oh, it's just about to do the intro.
0:43.0	I'm sorry.
0:44.0	To the whole show, and I heard, ugh.
0:47.0	And I thought Sona was saying, like, ugh, this shit again.
0:52.0	And then I said, what the... I'm trying to do an intro,
0:55.0	and you hit your tooth, why not?
0:57.0	I hate that we're recording this.
0:59.0	I aggressively drank my water and hit my tooth with the glass.
1:04.0	Right.
1:05.0	And then I put it down, and then it kept hurting.
1:07.0	And so I made that noise.
1:09.0	You went, ugh.
1:11.0	Let's play it again.
1:12.0	Here, you hear that? Did you guys hear that?
1:14.0	Matt, did you hear that?
1:15.0	Yeah, that's a real sigh.
1:17.0	Yeah, that sounded to me. I'm glad you hurt yourself,
1:20.0	rather than me for a second thinking you weren't overjoyed to speak with me.
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