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Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Ted Danson and Woody Harrelson

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Team Coco & Earwolf

Comedy

4.857.5K Ratings

🗓️ 17 June 2024

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Woody Harrelson feels supercalifragilistic about being Conan O’Brien’s friend; Ted Danson feels scared. Woody and Ted sit down with Conan to discuss their new podcast Where Everybody Knows Your Name with Ted Danson and Woody Harrelson (Sometimes), meeting, and pranking each other, on the set of Cheers, houseboat aspirations, and more. Later, Conan consults with his de facto assistant David Hopping about his presence on TikTok. For Conan videos, tour dates and more visit TeamCoco.com. Got a question for Conan? Call our voicemail: (669) 587-2847.

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0:00.0

My name is Woody Harrels and I feel super-calding

0:07.0

about being here on Conan. Thank you so much.

0:15.6

Hi, my name is Ted Danson. I feel scared about being Conan O'Brien's friend.

0:20.0

Follies were here, hear the yell, back to school, ring the bell, brand new shoes, walk and blues,

0:30.0

climb the fence, books and pens.

0:33.0

I can tell that we are going to be friends.

0:36.0

Yes, I can tell that we are going to be friends.

0:41.0

Hey there, welcome to Conan O'Brien needs a friend.

0:44.0

Joined as always by my good pals, Sonam of Cessian.

0:47.0

Hey Sona, Hey, and Mr. Matt Gorley.

0:49.0

Hi, boss.

0:50.0

Please don't call me boss.

0:51.0

Hi, lackey.

0:52.0

You went completely the other way.

0:55.2

Hi friend.

0:55.8

It is a little strange because other podcasts tape here as part of our company, our growing empire.

1:00.7

You said it are, but it's yours.

1:02.4

Yeah, well, no, but it's yours.

1:02.6

Yeah, it's implied.

1:03.8

Well, now it's official, it's ours.

1:05.4

Yeah.

1:06.4

Oh, yeah, that's legally binding.

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