Ted Cruz & Tucker Carlson Battle Over Iran While Trump Enters His Decorating Era | Matt Berninger
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
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🗓️ 19 June 2025
⏱️ 31 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:05.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:11.0 | From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central, it's America's only sorts for news. |
| 0:18.2 | This is The Daily Show with your host, Jordan Klepper. |
| 0:22.6 | I'm George Kleber. I'm George Klepper. We got so much to talk about tonight. Donald Trump. Welcome to Daily Show. |
| 0:38.7 | I'm George Clap, and we got so much to talk about tonight. |
| 0:41.2 | Donald Trump takes a mental health day. |
| 0:43.3 | We go balls deep on sports stories about balls, |
| 0:46.8 | and Tucker Carlson and Ted Cruz have a douche off. |
| 0:50.4 | So, let's get into headlines. |
| 0:57.0 | For two days now, the world has been waiting for Donald Trump to decide whether to accept Israel's |
| 1:02.5 | Evite to go to war with Iran. |
| 1:06.0 | We know he's viewed it, but he still has an RSVP. |
| 1:09.7 | I hate it when that happens. |
| 1:11.4 | Now, in the meantime, the question has started |
| 1:13.4 | a separate war inside his MAGA base. |
| 1:16.6 | And today, it exploded into a heated debate |
| 1:19.2 | between the two most likable and charming voices on the right. |
| 1:24.4 | On the one side is Ted Cruz, who wants war with Iran. |
| 1:28.4 | And on the other is Tucker Carlson, who thinks Ted Cruz doesn't know shit about Iran. |
| 1:34.5 | How many people living around, by the way? |
| 1:36.5 | I don't know the population. |
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