Ted Cruz Isn't Sure Who We Are

The Ross Bolen Podcast

Comedy Interviews, Variety, Comedy, Humor, News, Mentalhealth

4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 8 November 2021

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

On Episode 445, Ross and the newly engaged Jared Borislow return to discuss Ted Cruz and his beef with our show, goats in trees and fine products made of poo, Travis Scott’s “Astroworld” tragedy, the fall of Dave Portnoy, & more.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Let's see what we're doing.
0:03.2	Welcome back to the Ross Bullen podcast.
0:06.6	I'm your host Ross here with my dear friend, The Bone.
0:09.8	Back on his throne, the newly engaged Jared Boroslo.
0:14.0	I did it, Ross.
0:15.0	You did it.
0:15.5	Jared's been in Wisconsin since last Wednesday
0:17.9	where he dropped the rock on his longtime girlfriend
0:21.6	in what was a nearly disastrous situation timing.
0:24.6	Why, as you pulled it off?
0:25.6	I did.
0:26.3	I was considering dropping the rock on the rock,
0:28.4	but I realized I couldn't afford a rock worthy of the rock,
0:30.9	so I dropped it on my girlfriend in the last six years instead.
0:33.9	Instead of dwein the rock, Johnson.
0:37.6	Think about how big, number one of a ring,
0:39.7	like what does ring size?
0:40.7	It's gotta be like 12.
0:42.0	You know his ex-wife is like his manager?
0:44.2	Really?
0:44.8	Yeah.
0:46.4	No bullshit.
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