Ted Challenges The FCC

The Mens Room Daily Podcast

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Society & Culture

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🗓️ 6 June 2025

⏱️ 16 minutes

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Birthday Emails and Ted vs the FCC

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0:00.0	Time for a few birthday emails brought you by our friends at Mins Room, roasted red salsa from San Juan Salsa Company.
0:06.0	Dip responsibly. And if you're headed to the tournament on Monday, they'll be with me on the 16th hole. I'm going to be eating sauce all day. So it's going to be a good time. All Opecia. Jesus. That's a joke. Look at the picture. Guys got a beard down to his waist.
0:19.7	Oh my God. Good work, Mike. Oh, the picture. Guys got a beard down to his waist. Oh my God. Oh my God.
0:21.6	Good work, Mike.
0:23.6	Ola guys, it's my son Riker's second birthday.
0:26.6	Can he get a kid's face sandwich?
0:28.6	Coach Ted pumping him up for going to see a monster truck show this weekend.
0:32.6	Oh, nice.
0:33.6	And some dad jokes from Miles.
0:35.6	Cheers, guys.
0:36.6	That from Tyler. Fish, Sal Miles. Cheers, guys. That from Tyler.
0:38.8	Fish, silent.
0:42.2	All right, man.
0:45.9	I don't know where you're going to see these monster trucks, but monster trucks are awesome.
0:49.2	All right, I've seen him a couple times here down at the football stadium.
0:50.5	Here's the main thing.
0:52.0	First of all, look at your dad straight in the eye.
0:52.8	This guy's two, right?
0:59.0	I was two years old. All all, look at your dad straight in the eye. This guy's two, right? I'm two years old. All right, look your dad. Go, dad, I need head gear or ear protection.
1:03.5	That is the loudest thing I've ever been to. Dad, if you've never been, I'm dead serious.
1:12.4	Buy him ear protection. Second of all, you're two. I'm going to need a favor from you. When that car, when that truck gets going, you got to scream.
1:14.0	And keep screaming.
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