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The Unexpectables

Technical Difficulties - Fool's Gelt Episode 3

The Unexpectables

Curtis "Takahata101" Arnott

Comedy, Hobbies, Leisure

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2026

⏱️ 221 minutes

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0:00.0

Lord Captain's Log.

0:03.0

After dispatching the lesser tyranids infesting the mansion of Captain Carter Tinius,

0:09.0

myself as well as my retinue, Halt Hell Selva, Jerichus, and Gorug Nazgob

0:17.0

all signed and sealed the deed of ownership to to a Gothic class cruiser dubbed the Fool's

0:24.1

gelt. The ship's reputation preceded it with tales of abhumans and woe betiding her

0:31.8

past captains, a rumor I'd given no reason to cast doubt on after seeing the heretical scrollings

0:38.3

lining Carta Tinius' abode.

0:41.3

After receiving our signal, the fool's guilt sent an away team led by yeoman Rowley Rivers

0:48.3

to retrieve us and ferry us off planet.

0:51.3

Our arrival was heralded with a parade, a common enough occurrence when a ship gains

0:56.5

a new, Lord Captain. We eventually made our way to the bridge, where we met First Officer

1:03.3

Barnabas Buchanan. I relieved him of his duty as acting captain just in time for High Fleet

1:10.5

Abyss to rear its ugly head.

1:13.6

Despite our relative unfamiliarity with each other, my new crew and I were able to repel the

1:19.5

hive ships and must now tend to the task of exterminating the remaining insects aboard the vessel.

1:25.6

A thrilling enough start to such a large operation.

1:33.9

And with that, we now jump back into our story.

1:39.1

Well done, Connor.

1:40.9

That was good, dude.

1:42.2

By the way, this is meant to be a compliment. You were like one or two

1:45.9

steps away from Simon Templeman, and that's a good thing. That's better to get that intentional.

1:50.8

Yeah.

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