Tech Wizards

Back to the Barre

Christi Lukasiak & Kelly Hyland

Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.8 • 4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2026

⏱️ 81 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Come see us live!! www.x1entertainment.com/bttb

Tell us YOUR Dance Moms watch traditions here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/154503107/

Leave us a message: www.speakpipe.com/backtothebarre

"The camel toes are prevalent. We have prevalent camel toe!" Well not all the group outfits can be winners, but at the very least sometimes the dances can be! It's time for the ALDC to make a better first impression in Los Angeles, but will Abby's needless desire to punish Holly and Nia continue to strain the team?

Abby sets her sights on a rematch with the Murrieta Dance Project who defeated the ALDC on their last trip to Los Angeles. To do so she leans on her tried and true method of just picking her top dancers (Maddie and Kalani) for solos. Nia and Kendall meanwhile are focused on getting their music videos off the ground, but that focus sours when Nia is excluded from group events at the behest of Abby. Jill doesn't like that this angers Holly, telling her she reaps what she sows when going up against Abby... man Jill is on one lately isn't she? We knew Holly said things would get rough, but the stress is already more than we can handle!

Meanwhile Abby is starting to realize that taking on building a new studio might be a bit stressful when you're also acting on a TV show and trying to choreograph new dances each week.

Quotes

“Look that's before life beat our asses. I know! God I looked bad back then, wonder what I look like now? Well Dance Moms hadn't yet taken the emotional and mental tole on us yet." (04:08-04:19 | Christi &Kelly)
"I am dead when these episodes are filmed at the end of January and they show the trees with leaves. Liars! They only want to film once and get their money's worth out of it." (08:30-08:40 | Christi & Kelly)
“[Abby says] this competition gives out an overall high score for the solos... as does every other competition we have done." (42:01-42:10 | Christi)
“Oh no that bracelet. That is the big momma of rhinestone crap." (48:17-48:24 | Christi)

Links

Subscribe to us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC50aSBAYXH_9yU2YkKyXZ0w

Subscribe to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/backtothebarre

Thank you to Ashley Jana for allowing us to use Electricity!! Follow her on IG HERE: https://instagram.com/ashleyjanamusic?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Download Electricity HERE: https://music.apple.com/us/album/electricity/1497482509?i=1497482510

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Hello, little bitchettes.
0:03.5	Welcome back to the bar.
0:04.6	This is bitch number one, Christy.
0:06.3	It's number two, Kelly.
0:07.5	Look at us.
0:08.2	We are together.
0:09.8	We have pretty light, and I think, I think our microphones are working.
0:13.9	We hope.
0:14.8	We hope.
0:15.3	It's a podcast after all.
0:17.7	And, you know, microphones are helpful, dear.
0:55.4	They're helpful. So we are in Texas. Yeah. I saw Kelly. I saw Kelly's boots today. I know. Be quiet. Make a fun of them. I thought they were cute. They're generic. They're cute, though. Oh, let me go like this. Okay. There, I lean in. I'd wear them once. I've been time for an hour to get my damn phone to turn off. Hold on. Let me be Kelly. If you're watching this on Patreon, here's Kelly. Turn off. She does everything. Screenshot. She has to like tell her folks. Well, screenshot. Well, Siri told me, sorry, I can't do that.
0:56.9	She said it's above my pay grade.
0:57.2	Yeah.
0:58.8	She said, no, thank you.
1:01.3	I'm like, I just want my phone to turn off.
1:06.0	Yes, she does.
1:08.6	And it waltz.
1:10.5	And all of your texts are coming in green.
1:12.0	We don't know what's going on.
1:18.2	We are technologically challenged at best, which we try to explain to people.
1:20.2	And they're like, would you have a podcast?
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Christi Lukasiak & Kelly Hyland, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Christi Lukasiak & Kelly Hyland and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.