Oh, hi there. How are you? It's Chad Dukes. It's been a while since I've done this speaking to a microphone.

I'm here with Tor, who I guess is terrified to speak into a microphone. Don't you want to be a host one day?

I'm not scared. You seem really scared. No, there's no fear here.

I said, I want you to speak. And he said, what? You want me to what?

I thought the process of the two-minute teaser episode was going to be you laying out.

I don't want it to suck. I don't want it to sound natural, right? That's fine. You're making it sound natural right now. I think it's going well. I've got some experience. We're here to tell you about, oh, yes, Tori is correct.

The Chad Duke's show is, Tori is correct.

The Chad Duke's show is, of course, happening.

We want you to subscribe to the premium content.

You get a daily show that'll be dropping at 2 p.m. Monday through Thursday.

And who knows, there's ample opportunity for expansion there.

But bare minimum, you're going to get me every day like you did back in the day.

On Friday, which is what this concerns, what you're listening to right now,

we're going to do a little bonus show that's free.

We're going to take all the good stuff from the week, maybe some fresh content.

Who knows, the potential is limitless, and it's going to go right here, wherever you find your

podcast.

If you're listening to this on iTunes or Stitcher, I don't know.

You people have more ways to steal audio than I've ever even thought of in my life.

That's another thing that you're going to need to get ready for,

is that everyone is fiercely loyal to their podcast provider.

And if you don't, like, shoot your stuff over there,

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