[Teaser] Wake up and drink the piss (Frotcast 622, with Jason Webb)

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🗓️ 20 February 2025

⏱️ 1 minutes

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This week, comedian/haberdasher Jason Webb joins the Frotboiz to discuss natural disasters, Trump, and why he doesn’t trust his crawl space. Matt shares the riveting tale of a periwinkle blue corduroy hat he wore this one time.

Next up, Elon Musk is ruining all the potential whimsy of a second Trump administration. If there’s one thing the public has been clamoring for, it’s to let the senile mummies in charge of our country cook!

We also listen to a clip of Trump finally realizing his true calling of becoming a catty Broadway producer via a hostile government takeover of the Kennedy Center. BOFFO BARRON BLOWS UP BOND MARKET!

Finally, we wrap up with a discussion of this week’s shocking Jew-on-Jew crime in Florida. This antisemitism stuff has gone too far!!! At least we can take solace in the fact that neither perpetrator nor victim will learn a single fucking thing from all this.

See more of Jason’s work on Instagram @uhhhjasonwebb

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0:00.0	DEI these days, more like DIE.
0:04.0	I don't know, man.
0:06.0	I'm really trying to, like 2025, I want this business to boom.
0:10.3	So I'm thinking we pivot to a small business podcast that talks about how DEI is going to make us.
0:17.4	Anti-woke.
0:17.8	We're an anti-woke.
0:18.6	Anti-woke.
0:19.2	Yeah.
0:19.5	We're a hustle grind set. grinds say every day I work
0:23.5	out I make my pecs good I drink the piss I eat the doo-doo and then I go what's up with all this
0:29.9	woke stuff I'm making Trump hats over here yeah you got to make the Trump hats to make the
0:37.1	piss you got to wake up early to drink the piss oh you got to wake up, you got to make the Trump hats to make the business. You got to wake up early to drink the piss. Oh, you got to wake up early. You got to drink some piss. You got to get a worm inside your brain that tells you how to do math. You got to. I don't know. That's just RFK Jr. No, what's in the news?
0:54.8	I did want to talk about this.
0:55.9	I feel like, I mean, not that I voted for Trump,
0:58.7	but I feel like the silver lining.
1:01.5	I assume you didn't vote for Trump.
1:03.2	Yeah, I thought I had to clarify, you know, just in case.
1:05.7	I would have voted for Obama a third time.
1:08.8	I would have voted for Obama more.
1:11.6	I'm still voting for him, but he's not even in a lot.
1:14.4	I've been writing him in.

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