This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber eats.

So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's.

Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app.

I have to read a book for at least 15 minutes every day and then I get I'm

I'm OCD so like if I can cross like I need to cross off all the the squares.

I love your to-do list My like to do list is like shit every day.

But by the way, how embarrassing is it that I have to fucking put brush your teeth in the morning, brush your teeth in the evening.

Like it's something that I need to be like I

checked it off like cognizant of yeah but like that should just be like as long as the

teeth are getting brush I don't care how you have to remind yourself.

I feel like that should be innate at this point.

Yeah, but some people have a harder time with it.

But by the way, did you really literally just say you have to be reminded to shit?

If you're not reminded that I'm keeping track of it.

So the goal is to shit every day.

Do I do that every day?

Wait, you really don't shit every day?

I'm so sorry to be foul but like...

Not every day.

I mean that's just, I mean that just like I mean you should probably

don't eat a lot I don't think I did today I actually know for a fact I didn't

today yeah no I didn't today.

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