Teaser - SULLIVAN QUEST Part 1: A Frog's Journey

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4.8 • 822 Ratings

🗓️ 28 August 2021

⏱️ 17 minutes

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Subscribe to the Patreon at the $10 tier to hear the rest of this episode!! In the near future, Patches is well past his podcasting prime. The years have taken a toll on him -- and despite his success, he feels empty and without purpose. But when he gets a call from his agent Price Money about the chance to create an audio novel, Patches feels inspired in a way he hasn't in years. This is Part I of the epic story of the telling of the playing of the video game Sullivan Quest. Starring @senator_gun as Future Patches // Sullivan // et al. @kaiklops as Bullyfrog the Toad @jakebrodes as Uncle Jake @len0killer as Nephew Thomas @podaboutlist as "Caleb, Cameron, and Peter" with @cringe_genius as Price Money and introducing Mrs. Evolved as Belinda Croaks artwork by @TheAverageJoey "Theme from Sullivan Quest" written by Miguel Gallego (@thebad69) go listen to Miserable chillers on Bandcamp

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0:00.0	The year's 2042.
0:05.0	The summer day in Brooklyn hot as hell and I'm swinging my balls off because President
0:09.3	Xi turns off amenities between 1 p.m. and 5 p.m. on weekends after Weird Al-Sun made a song
0:14.5	parody of the Chinese national anthem. My phone is ringing upstairs. It's my agent.
0:23.3	It's going to change my life forever when I pick up that call.
0:26.0	But right now, I'm sitting on the balcony,
0:28.7	dangling my little tozies between the banisters,
0:32.6	tossing eggshells at the crackheads, sleeping on my brownstone stoop,
0:34.5	trying to scratch his cornea.
0:37.3	Somewhat unconsciously, but I know what I'm doing.
0:39.9	When, yeah, my phone's ringing.
0:43.3	So my first instinct, I screamed for my wife.
0:47.1	Then I remember, you know, she took the kids on vacation again.
0:49.8	She always takes the kids on vacation. That's, you know, we have these two, little red-headed shits.
0:58.7	And that's her side of the family in every way.
1:01.2	And I don't care what they say about recessive genes, you know.
1:04.5	That's all her shit.
1:05.7	Because I'm 5'7.
1:07.1	All right.
1:07.7	I'm swarthy, you know, with a little less than generous hairline of a beautiful, thick brown Mediterranean hair.
1:16.8	She's a 6-1 Scandinavian mutt of some kind.
1:20.6	So, you know, whatever freak, you know, Northern Italian blood or Sicilian bullshit I have and me, you know, it's not nearly as responsible,
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