It could have been you. If you had dated his cousin long enough and potentially fallen

and she was a girl, right? Yeah, if I had been straight, if I'd stayed.

If you decided to stay closeted and just ride this relationship out, you might have had

a chance at becoming radicalized. They were. And it could have been maybe you next to him

in Pelosi's office. Oh my. You really? Cousins in law? In an alternate universe. Like,

you know how there's like a thousand different dimensions and we exist in all of them. That's

my belief anyways. I agree. In one of those dimensions, you are straight. You're straight,

you're closeted and you've stormed the Capitol and you were with your cousin in law and Nancy

Pelosi's office, you too will be charged and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the

law. And you two are in the national inquiry. The national inquiry is like weekly world.

You love to read the national inquiry, but you appear in the Philadelphia inquiry. He's

he is the national inquiry in the Philadelphia inquiry. What's actually would be maybe instead

of a co-host on this podcast, a co-host on his podcast about tapping into the female

psyche. Yeah. Can you imagine yourself an expert in female psychology? Holy shit. Wait,

I need to find I'm going to read you some of this because now all these I post I've of

course posted it on Instagram and I'm making fun of them. And I'm getting messages from

people I know from my town who are like holy shit. Incredible. This is a real bring the

community together. It is for you. We can all rally over this one freak. My friend, my

friend just wrote drag his ass. And a part of me was like, oh, maybe I shouldn't because

I like, but I was like fuck that. He's a fuck him. He's a piece of shit. Any man claiming

that they're a like expert on the female psychology? Yeah. Holy shit. He is a master class.

What is his master class? Okay. So his podcast is called, yeah, tell me everything. He

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