I do feel like if I had one person in my life that I would want to do Scientology to me, it would be you.

Yeah.

I think you could get a lot out of me.

I think if you sat me down and started electrocuting me when I said, I don't want to fuck my mom, then like I...

Well, I think that might be more the electricity than me that's doing the work in the...

But I think you're my only friend with the guts to push the button, dude. I think all my other friends would pussy out.

Yeah.

And then I'd think, dude, like if Patrick was auditing me, dude, I'd be in big trouble.

I'd be walking around thinking I was immune to electricity.

I'd be getting like union electrician jobs saying like, yeah, I'll just hang from the bars like

a monkey.

And then I'd just get fucking owned. You, you'd have the guts to flick that switch and hit me with 13,000 volts, blow my toes off.

I saw something.

Toes just blasting off.

That's what happens, dude.

That's what happens, dude.

It happens constantly.

You don't know that this?

Constantly?

Literally, probably every second.

I don't believe that.

No, so people will, like this happens on, like, uh, film sets and like, like, like,

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