Teaser - Premium #87: Facetime from Santa

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4.8 • 822 Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2021

⏱️ 2 minutes

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0:00.0	it's because I'm home now and you guys are mad, you have separation anxiety, and you're
0:04.4	lashing out at me.
0:05.7	I'm not lashing out of you.
0:08.4	Caleb's lashing out at my dad because he's jealous.
0:10.6	I'm going to be latching on.
0:13.5	I'm going to be latching on to him.
0:15.0	I'm going to be lashing like mini mouse when I seduced your dad.
0:18.5	Ding, ding, ding, ding.
0:19.3	You better not.
0:20.4	Ding ding, ding. You better not. Ding, ding, ding.
0:20.9	You better not seduce my dad.
0:22.3	He loves my mom.
0:24.4	He's about to love my bomb.
0:26.4	He's about to call my fucking cock, dude.
0:28.5	Call it a bomb.
0:29.8	Yeah, because it's round and it has a wick.
0:32.1	Yep.
0:32.8	That's right.
0:33.9	Yeah, it does.
0:34.6	So what?
0:35.5	Your dad's about to light this fuse.
0:39.2	I got a burning bomb for your daddy.
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