Teaser - Premium #78: I asked patrick what to name this then forgot what he said

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4.8 • 822 Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2021

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0:00.0	Yeah, what if you get like a bone installed in your penis?
0:03.2	I think you can, right?
0:04.6	I mean, you can get anything kind of installed anywhere, right?
0:08.1	I could get a TV in my back, but I don't want to.
0:10.9	No, you couldn't do that.
0:11.8	He could.
0:13.1	I get a TV in Janice back.
0:16.4	Oh, come on, don't do that to your wife.
0:20.1	Do it to my...
0:20.7	I'd be doing it for me, dude.
0:22.0	Then you've got to get a satellite and everything.
0:24.5	You have to carry a satellite around.
0:26.4	Put a satellite on her head,
0:28.9	hide it in her hair, TV and her back.
0:31.3	Hey, baby, do you want to go look out of the window for two hours?
0:35.9	I believe it's Monday night football.
0:38.2	But I think there's some birds out there.
0:43.1	Yeah.
0:43.8	I just buy her crop tops all the time.
0:47.8	Yeah, I know it's a timber, but I just think you would create a crop tops.
0:51.1	Yeah, yeah, little TV, like PSP sized.
0:54.1	You know, actually just a PSP. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, little TV, like, PSP-sized. You know, actually, just a PSP.
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