4.8 • 822 Ratings
🗓️ 5 December 2020
⏱️ 2 minutes
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0:00.0 | Okay, here's the thing, though, these people, like, if the CIA was developing technology to give somebody... |
0:06.0 | Stomach egg. |
0:08.0 | ...paint...a stomachache. |
0:10.2 | You know, they use that on the terrorists. |
0:13.9 | And they had to test it. |
0:15.1 | They're going to pick some random dude to test it on. |
0:17.6 | And the thing is, like, he could actually be getting targeted by the CIA with this |
0:21.8 | shit, but no one would believe him. They'd be like, oh, this guy's schizo. Like, of course that, yeah, |
0:27.0 | the CIA's giving you stomach aches, but like, really, they actually could be and no one's going to |
0:30.7 | believe him, which is, which is absolute torture on top of the facts. That's true, yeah. The stomach aches are already happening. We should have just used the stomach ache gun on Osama bin Laden. |
0:40.3 | Yeah, I'm trying to think of, like, what use the stomach egg gun from the CIA could have, and just imagining like... |
0:46.5 | It's funny. |
0:47.2 | Yeah, like, it's like, you want to see that guy for it? |
0:51.3 | Yeah. |
0:52.0 | It's like a politician giving a speech in the middle. |
0:55.0 | In the middle of it just going like, oh. |
0:58.8 | Oh. |
1:00.1 | They're using like a drone at like a Syrian wedding just to make everyone fart. |
1:08.2 | Just make all the groomsmen shit their pants. |
1:11.3 | That was Obama's legacy. |
1:13.2 | Obama. |
1:14.4 | He's like, he's like, on my way out. |
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