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Teaser - Premium #45: You play too much

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Podcast About List

Comedy

4.8822 Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2020

⏱️ 3 minutes

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0:00.0

Yeah, people...

0:01.0

It's...

0:01.1

It's a dick.

0:01.7

People, like, donate their bodies to science and are like, oh, I want to donate my body to science to, like, help further the cause of knowledge.

0:07.5

It's, like, noble.

0:08.1

And then it'll be like, oh, yeah, we're using this old lady's dead body in a study called, How Long, they can just fuck it so they don't get distracted.

0:23.0

Yeah.

0:23.3

Yeah, it's just like, yeah, where...

0:24.6

How much poop can we fit in a lady's mouth?

0:31.2

They're like, you're like, oh, I'm going to go visit the lab where apparently they're using my using my great-grandmothers a dead body for

0:38.0

science and you walk in and it's just like a puppet show yeah yeah they're doing they're doing

0:43.9

sponge bob the musical with your grandma i'm albert einstein yeah it's jeff dunham doing

0:51.2

scrimmages with all your family members.

0:56.0

Yeah.

0:56.6

Yeah.

1:01.9

We want to see how many other dead guys human balls we could put in this man's mouth.

1:02.5

Yeah.

1:10.5

It's at medical school, they have a sports team, and all the sports equipment is made out of dead bodies that they get donations they can't use. How long does it take for a body to dissolve in Coca-Cola?

1:14.1

Yeah.

1:15.1

Yeah.

1:15.4

It's two weeks.

1:16.2

What's the ugliest dead body we can find?

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