Teaser - Premium #35: Smosh Island

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4.8 • 822 Ratings

🗓️ 11 July 2020

⏱️ 4 minutes

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0:00.0	What if instead of the Easter bunny it was Hitler?
0:03.2	And we got a chocolate Hitler for Easter.
0:06.9	Wouldn't that suck, dude?
0:08.4	That would be awful, dude.
0:09.8	Just sitting at the bus stop getting pissed off at that thought.
0:13.2	Fuck, that would suck so bad.
0:14.9	Hey, come here.
0:15.9	Hey, you, what's your name?
0:17.2	Have you thought about this?
0:18.3	What if instead of the Easter Bunny, we actually,
0:23.6	we had a Hitler instead? What the hell is that, dude?
0:27.1	These eggs everywhere. Do you come out of Hitler?
0:33.4	I would melt, I would, I would leave that chocolate Hitler in the sun. I would let it melt.
0:35.7	I would let it melt, serious. And you know there would be people who would like it.
0:38.0	You know there would be people who would enjoy it.
0:39.9	Some fucking piece of crap.
0:41.7	Some piece of awesome.
0:43.5	Some human piece of shit.
0:45.4	Some jerk would want us to celebrate it every year?
0:49.7	Yeah, just, okay, if everybody could just go around the class and say their name, their age, and one fun fact about themselves.
0:57.0	Yes, my name's Caleb.
0:58.3	I'm 23 years old.
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