I went to the MK Ultra High School, so I did experiments on my mind the whole time.

Is that why you're so weird?

Yeah, dude.

That's why I'm all messed up.

Every time you look at me, I get a headache.

You're doing powerful shit.

It's so fucking funny that the government for like 10 years was like, yeah, we're going to give people mind powers.

Yeah.

That's the sickest shit of all time.

Yeah. And they got like, they got billions of dollars. Yeah. No, the best. Could we just pitch anything to,

uh, hello, Mr. President. I'm going to make cartoons real. And it's like, the funny, the best part of it is like,

oh, you know what the way that they're like, you know what the way we're going to give them mind powers is?

All right, here we go.

We're going to put them in a big pool.

We're going to put a helmet on their head and we're going to play a tape that says, you have mind powers for a week and not feed them at all.

And they're going to give them like a drug that makes you drop out of high school yep and then we're

gonna cut open their stomach yeah because why not it's just sick dude yeah we're doing we're doing

dark uh dark mind experiments to figure out what does the stomach look like when you cut it open

i'd probably be pretty creepy yeah we're just going to be kind of weird now.

Yeah, we're doing weird experiments.

We wanted to make like 150 very weird guys.

Yeah, what would happen if you combine?

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