but I did write something for Patrick.

Patrick, this is for you, you punk.

You stupid punk bitch.

Patrick.

Fuck, Patrick.

What's up Patrick? You stupid fat fuck. Thought you could skip this episode?

Well good luck. You had to take a day off just to change your diaper. If I had a sniper, I would shoot you with my sniper.

Bet you skip the episode to put stuff in your ass, probably skipping recess right now to go to class, like Patrick being paddled by the

principal for punishment, then explaining to his parents that he really wanted it. Because

a secret about Pat you might not know. There's plenty that I can say right now, so I'll take it

slow. First off, Pat likes school,

and that's not cool. Pat loves rules. His cats do too. That's just true. He loves homework. He

hates fucking toys. He hates playtime. He loves fucking eight boys. He takes up the entire

cow 26 and Eminem murdered you on your own shit his favorite movie is probably a girl

one my favorite movie is star wars the third one with the awesome fight scenes and lightsabers

the star wars franchise to me was a lifesaver the part where anakin and obi won fight the night

that i watched that was a great night.

I wish it had more Padmay so I could jack off to it.

Even with pregnant Padmay, I jacked off to it.

This thing between me and Patrick is like Vader versus Luke, but I'm Darth Vader, and he is a dog's poop.

And hey, Pat, don't even bother coming back, because if you do, I'll own you with

another rap. Whoa. Fuck you, Patrick. Damn. You fucking suck, man.

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