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Teaser - Premium #23: King Caleb (w. Pierce)

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Comedy

4.8822 Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2020

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Summary

follow pierce on twitter @cringe_genius and follow will on twitter @wheelieduncan wish caleb a happy birthday if you havent already hear the rest of this episode by subscribing to www.patreon.com/podcastaboutlist

Transcript

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0:00.0

I'm gonna start over.

0:01.0

It's called King Caleb.

0:02.0

King Caleb is so funny and he has a lot of money.

0:06.8

He is handsome too, except his head looks like it's been stretched on the x-axis by three inches.

0:13.3

Going viral with his challenges, Caleb has advantages.

0:17.8

Like being good at basketball and having the strength speed cunning group skills and head of a hammerhead shark

0:30.6

king Caleb has a wife and fame but what is up with Caleb's name you may not you you may think it's nothing special

0:40.8

but the etymology of Caleb can actually be traced to caliber meaning the diameter of any

0:46.1

circular body as in Caleb's skull is of a grossly wide caliber as well as caliper as

0:53.0

in I am going to use a caliper to measure the width of

0:56.7

Caleb's ear to his other ear. And the Arabic word calib, meaning mold, as in Caleb's mom's

1:03.1

pussyhole is shaped like a rectangle, resulting in a wide berth, no pun intended, in the mold

1:10.0

or calip of Caleb's head.

1:13.4

Patrick is a prince and Cameron is a royal clown.

1:18.2

But today, Caleb is the king of town.

1:22.5

So put on your kingly crown, the whole of which is shaped like a rectangle.

1:29.0

Wow.

1:29.3

Happy birthday, Caleb.

1:30.5

Thank you, Pierce.

1:31.5

That was beautiful.

1:33.5

I do have a big head.

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