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TEASER Premium #204 - The Foond Man

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Comedy

4.7885 Ratings

🗓️ 7 October 2023

⏱️ 2 minutes

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0:00.0

But that's the thing about those, like, labels, like the excessive stuff, if they were to do the cigarette type things, the only warning that they could give on like Doritos and stuff is like, you will become fat.

0:11.3

No, you know what they do is they just have to show a guy who's going like, oh, you don't have a stomach egg.

0:16.2

Stomach egg warning.

0:18.7

It would also need to be controlled.

0:20.7

You would need to be controlled.

0:25.3

You would need to have like an FDA guy who just eats Doritos and it's like, oh, how many Doritos guys?

0:26.1

Snap a picture, put it on the bag.

0:28.4

I guess the other, so it's either it's either stomach egg guy on the picture on the label

0:32.3

or you can have guy who it's too spicy.

0:34.9

Uh-huh.

0:35.4

He's crying.

0:36.3

He's tearing up.

0:37.3

His nose is dripping.

0:38.4

These labels would look amazing too.

0:40.2

Or little piece of little stuck piece of Dorita stuck in the roof of your mouth.

0:44.1

Yeah.

0:44.9

Stuck in the tooth.

0:45.9

Shard.

0:46.7

I guess, yeah.

0:47.6

I guess the only two warnings you could have.

0:49.6

The only two,

0:50.2

three is like that and then like dental warning.

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