But unfortunately, I think.

That'd be so funny to try and go up.

I'm just trying to explain that on stage.

It's like, no, you don't get it.

That's the worst thing that's stand-up, man.

You don't understand.

You can't do anything that is really funny.

You can't do anything that's rocks.

No, yeah, you have to do fucking stupid shit about the news.

You can't go up and just say.

So my parents are getting a divorce.

You know, here's the scenario. So I'm doing my little play.

And I'm sucking it.

Which is what it is.

And I'm getting snuck up on by the body wash with the soap shot on.

Yeah.

And I, some of the suds are, you know,

they're, the shampoo suds are going

down my face,

they're down my neck,

down my whole body,

whatever.

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