TEASER: Premium #149: Slam Poetry Bot 1

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4.7 • 885 Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2022

⏱️ 3 minutes

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0:00.0	If Jim Gaffigan is listening right now, also I want to say this is our jokes we're doing right now.
0:03.9	You can't take anything about there's, of you too few hot dogs at the Auntie Ante-Anz, okay.
0:08.8	I know that you're like pretty much known as a Dan Cook-style joke thief.
0:12.9	That's the type of content you're looking for, but this is our stuff.
0:16.5	So just like, fuck off.
0:17.9	Yeah, this is going to be in his next fucking thing.
0:18.8	You know it is. Dad or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. Jim. Jim. Gaff again. Hey, Jim, how about you make me 50?
0:26.8	I wrote that fucking line, Jim. I said they should give me 50. Jim, Gaff again. How would you make me laugh again?
0:33.0	Mm-hmm. Yeah. Because you already made me laugh once. Yeah. Let's laugh once. You used to make me laugh with your g-do.
0:38.4	Do another gaff again.
0:39.8	Yeah.
0:40.4	Because those gaffs were making me laugh.
0:42.4	Do another gaff again, Jim Gaff again.
0:45.2	And I'll be your laughing friend.
0:46.4	I need to laugh again.
0:48.2	Yeah.
0:48.4	Because my dad threw me to the trash again.
0:52.0	I got...
0:52.9	Because my dad passed and shit.
0:54.4	My dad passed and shit. My dad passed and shit.
0:56.7	My report card was bad this week.
1:01.1	My dad threw me to the trash.
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