TEASER Premiuim #211 - The Five Weeks Of Planets: Pluto

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4.7 • 885 Ratings

🗓️ 25 November 2023

⏱️ 2 minutes

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0:00.0	In my perfect world and my perfect economy, instead of dollar bills and money, we'd have album,
0:06.0	albums, LPs, and we'd trade each other. You'd say, hey, here's this Bob Seeger album.
0:12.0	And I go, okay, I'll trade you for, I'll trade you for the Leonard Skinner album.
0:16.0	Yeah, what would the, what would the conversion rate here be?
0:19.0	Well, dude, obviously, the number one would be the Beatles.
0:22.2	You'd be so pissed off, bro, if you're working as a cashier in the store and someone came in and they're buying a cliff bar and they're one of those guys who comes in and they buy a cliff bar.
0:31.0	They pay with 500 Justin Bieber albums.
0:33.2	They've been collecting in a jar in their house, bro.
0:36.7	Oh, man.
0:37.7	I'm not counting that for you.
0:39.3	Take it to the bank.
0:40.1	I only have the mollusk on LP.
0:41.9	Do you have a change for it?
0:44.1	Yeah, yeah, dude, here's fucking four Justin Bieber albums and Usher album.
0:48.4	Yeah, whatever.
0:49.3	Take it to the bank of music.
0:50.8	Take it to the bank of music.
0:51.8	Roll it up into a bunch of huge thing.
0:54.3	I'm wondering what the convert, like,
0:56.3	all the tellers would be DJs
0:57.9	and they spin the albums when you
0:59.9	deposit the...
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