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slash join. Let's go to that little bit of the Membo mailback. I know we just talked about

this. Maybe it was on a podcast or a Membo Mailbag, but so forgive me if we're repeating.

But do you remember that time we were in the Portland airport in Portland, Maine, excuse me,

Portland Jetport, it's called?

I've never stopped thinking about it, John.

I mean, I love Maine for a lot of reasons, but this one time, this guy is walking around.

Now, was it a St. Bernard or a Bernie's Mountain Dog? Do you remember?

I think it was something a little smaller than a...

It might have been a St. Bernard, but it was sort of like a generally speaking, a sort of, I would call it the category I would describe it as his Barclay-style dog.

Yeah, a real walking sofa.

Yeah.

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