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🗓️ 9 May 2024
⏱️ 7 minutes
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0:00.0 | I was thinking about Dude Where's My car fairly recently because |
0:07.2 | You lost your car? |
0:08.2 | Yeah, I lost my car and I had. |
0:10.2 | You were like, oh, that's why they call it that name of that movie. |
0:14.0 | We went to an ostrich farm. We took a little family vacation |
0:18.0 | right outside of Solvang, California. There's an ostrich farm and they give you like the like these pots there's a |
0:26.6 | handle on it and like you hold it up and they are just like it looks I mean it's intimidating I was like fuck man yeah those |
0:35.8 | are big scary dinosaurs man yes they are I don't know why but I'm so |
0:39.9 | confident against an ostrich I just know I would win. |
0:43.0 | No, I don't know. |
0:44.0 | The hubris, Matt. |
0:45.0 | I remember seeing that movie in theaters and being like, |
0:48.0 | p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p achchchch skinny neck and oh my god the amount of force they generate when they're just when they're eating |
0:57.4 | Like imagine they're really pissed off. It's scary |
1:01.2 | Did you I would just pull its neck off. |
1:04.0 | Did you... |
1:06.0 | You would be the Josh Gad in this fight. |
1:08.0 | I don't, I not, no offense. |
1:10.0 | The ostrich said he wouldn't peg me in the face and then he did. |
1:17.0 | Oh yeah, I mean I love that the like naturally the ostrich is like a hustler in terms of fighting like a fight hustler like it's got flashy feathers you know it looks, it looks like a fancy lad of birds. |
1:35.0 | Yeah. |
1:38.0 | And then like, you know, so you think, I could beat his ass, but then you don't know that underneath all them fancy feathers is like a hundred pounds of muscle |
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