And I was like, you know, I'm gonna go see a play.

Like I heard it advertised on NPR.

And I was just like, I'm gonna do an NPR-esque thing.

You know, I'm gonna do a cultural activity.

I'm gonna go to the Geffen Playhouse in Westwood.

And we're gonna go see a fucking play.

Here's the thing about plays and play audiences.

Play audiences are like five people like me

who are like, you know what?

Fuck it, aren't you gonna go see a play?

And 8,000 of the oldest human beings who have ever lived.

Which means it is just constant throat clearing

throughout the entire thing.

Just just, it's like surround sound throat clearing

of old people just like fighting the death rattle.

And they're just like, the entire time.

And it makes it hard to watch.

Trying to clear the throat through the death rattle,

I like death.

Exactly.

It was like, and also the play was not now, God.

Not now, God, I'm watching a play about cancel culture.

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