Did I tell you about this?

How Simon and I walked in and someone was in our room?

No.

We just like went, we were both in recovery,

so we were totally sober.

And we were out on the strip.

We stopped in Vegas.

We got like a last minute room at the Palms,

because you know, and we went to the strip.

It was a Sunday night.

We got back at midnight, like very, like,

we're probably the earliest, you know, owls in the night.

And we walked in and the room smelled like weed.

And we were like, oh, people are just partying upstairs.

And we walked in.

And someone was had been watching modern family.

In our hotel room, there was like a roach joint,

like, asht on the copy table.

A phone, not mine, plugged in with my charger.

A bottle of Coca-Cola.

And the bed had been tussled.

And there was someone had taken a shit in our bathroom.

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