TEASER Lasers and Feelings #1

Rude Tales of Magic

Bucket of Milk

Comedy Fiction, Leisure, Comedy, Fiction

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 September 2020

⏱️ 3 minutes

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Summary

Lasers and Feelings is one page, free, by John Harper, and you can get it here: http://www.onesevendesign.com/laserfeelings/

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0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast.
0:08.0	Space.
0:09.0	Home to planets, galaxies, nebula, and of course, lasers and feelings.
0:22.0	Head to Patreon right now and join the Rood Tales crew as they pilot their ship, The Raptor.
0:27.0	Not to a planet, not to a star, but, adventure.
0:33.0	You are the crew of the Interstellar Scout ship Raptor.
0:38.0	Your mission is to explore uncharted regions of space, deal with aliens both friendly and
0:46.1	deadly, and defend the consortium worlds against space dangers. Captain Darcy has been
0:51.7	overcome by the strange medical condition known as Saturnian Bigpox,
0:56.0	leaving you to fend for yourselves while he recovers in a medical pod.
1:00.0	The consortium is three years into a tenuous peace with the Corexian Vermont Alliance,
1:05.0	a powerful star empire composed of the Corexian warlords of Sirius B
1:09.0	and the former US state of Vermont.
1:13.0	I take out my gun and I shoot the speaker.
1:18.0	Whoa!
1:20.0	Easy, Doc!
1:21.0	I'm dangerous.
1:22.0	That means the drinks are on the house!
1:26.0	It's me, Grumda! I'm a doctor. If you're not a bad guy, I will help you.
1:33.0	I have a scientist.
1:35.0	I'll study you.
1:37.0	I'm going to be Thread Count 900.
	...

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